with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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