Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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