If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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