And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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