didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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