if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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