at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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