I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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