TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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