A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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