if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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