I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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