Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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