After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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