lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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