I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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