Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So apparently I’m into choking now
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