No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I skipped work to stalk him.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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