Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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