just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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