Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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