$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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