why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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