Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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