Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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