im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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