I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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