I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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