I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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