So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
