btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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