is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I met the friendliest cop last night
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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