She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm both gender and math confused
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