You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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