some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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