I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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