thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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