Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Congratulations! We have a period
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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