ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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