i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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