Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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