halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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