so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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