We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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