just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I believe in your delicious
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