why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
