after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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