If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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