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so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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