Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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