You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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