then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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