i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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