I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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