tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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